Hi,
Something a little more lighthearted after the past two serious posts.
This is a little naughty and a lot true.
Some missed the point
(Not I)
I was at work
Minding my own
business
As no one likes it
When I try to mind
theirs
When an email pops
up with a ping
Like a
disappointing Christmas present
Advising to remove
the full frontal nudity
From the Aussie
rules footy game
That had just gone
to air live.
Replays were my
arena
So I checked out
the shot
Of the player
strolling into the change rooms
Dropping his pants
Directly in front
of the overhead, unmanned camera
And having a good
old feel around.
Now I don’t know
If he’d been
working it up
On the way to the
rooms
Or that football
Wasn’t his only
talent.
Perhaps the
commentator
Knew more than he
let on
As he preceded the
exclusive reveal
To the second
With the words
‘Stay with us and
we’ll
Get right down to
the action.’
Coincidental
But perfect timing all the same.
A mighty fine
piece of entertainment
Which I thought
was the point of television
What a shame to
edit out
The highlight of
the year.
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| 'That's a bit stiff. I'd yellow card that.' |
More Satire
Hope you're well.
Peace
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