(If easily offended, don't read. Post from 2019*).
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*This post was written in 2019. What was satire then, is policy now.
A guy I was working with that year went for a job interview at the ABC. He's in a wheelchair. When he rolled into the interview, (his words), their eyes lit up. He knew immediately that he had the job, before a word was uttered. He thought it was hilarious. He got that job. As far as I know, he's still there. Good luck to him. It's just a small example. The point being I suppose, that the same people calling for inclusion are guilty of discrimination. The message is simple. Don't discriminate against anyone. Skill and experience should be the first consideration.
I know you are only trying to point out problems with the trendiness of woke culture, but a couple of things need to be pointed out. Like the images of Stan Grant. In his early years on TV they probably used make-up to make him whiter, and the picture of him as a kid, is black and white and a bit faded, so it doesn't really show how black he is. Then there is your claim that diversity helps in getting a job, tell that to anyone with a disability. Australia has one of the worst rates of employment of people with disabilities in the world. That guy in the wheelchair you mention, was perhaps lucky as the ABC was looking to diversify its workforce at the time. Although there are also many factors why the Indigenous Australians have a massive unemployment rate as compared to non-indigenous, anti-diversity in employment seems to be a problem with them. And in the Media, while it was a few decades ago that I worked for Prime Television in Albury, I had just left employment in Sydney at TAFE and I was staggered when I got to Prime at the total lack of diversity. All white anglo, no Asians, no Greeks/Italians, no Indigenous Australians.
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting Graham. I could make a case for every point but no purpose in arguing. I'll simply say that there is no basis for discrimination no matter what may or may not have happened decades ago. You've actually surprised me a little bit here as I thought you would be against discrimination not supporting it. Woke culture is discrimination.
DeleteI am against discrimination. People with disabilities, people of colour, people with different sexual preferences, ageism, all face discrimination in Australia. I am not against them being given a far go.
ReplyDeleteWoke culture is just a label, like elitists, bogan, etc, it means nothing in the end, just a label, and like all labels they are used to "other" people in attempt to deny them a point of view.
ReplyDeleteGood point too.
DeleteThis is hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteNo offense taken here, Anthony.
I know your mind and heart.