Poem - Ode to a CRAP RAP

oDe  tO  A  cRaP  RaP

Let’s get Down with that

Coz baby you’re the one I wanna tap

Your body was Made in Heaven

Better than 7 -11

I had to steal you off my Bro

But it don’t hurt

If he don’t know.

So I’m writing you this song

Saying Honeyz, you can come along

On my Groovy Train

My package will give you a brain drain.

You are the Mit

To my Baseball Club

Get it? My Club?

Let’s go do da Dub

Step

One Two Three

I look at you Hot and Spicy

And I don’t wanna wee

Ho Bunny, I got it all goin on

So you gotta be strong

If you want make it out

Of my Love Trap

But don’t do that

Be weak

I like my bitches meek

I’ll be your Golden idol

Better than American Idol

I’ll be your Oscar winner

And you can thank me in your speech

After dinner.

Eeek!

So come on sweet nectar

I’ll drink from you, blood and all

Let’s turn out the lights and

Do it against the wall.

You’re so sweet, I’d make love to you in a ditch,

But I’ll give you some satin sheets

Coz chicks like you are for keeps.

I finally found Love

And I didn’t have to pay for it

I can throw away my Glove

Coz Angel Box, You’re da Shit!

So Hop onto my Pole

And we’ll ride into the Sunset.

LOL

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Next week,
Back with a little genuine material,
A new Video Poem,
Her Teenage Universe.


Until then,
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